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Arrogant, Deceptive, Delicate and Positively Potent:  It is small and round, like a nut, but it is not a nut, it is valueless until…

Proud, tenuous, robust, earthy, white inside stuffing. confident, sturdy.   The yam, its skin brown, bronze and gold, rich luxurious, not easily intimidated, the yam…

The Kolanut does not have to brag for it is already clothed in royalty. The Kolanut is not proud, although to the ordinary eye,…

It is made of water, it needs no dilution or cooling, it will quench your thirst and put you at ease in a matter…

  slender, sneaky, rich, harsh, survivor, extremely fast, very fertile.   Rice is a hilariously ambitious character, it’s the size of a pin head, yet…

  The corn is not humble, no not at all. The corn has many eyes, one slender tube of corn may have as 750…

If the yam is proud, the cassava is arrogant. Unlike the yam it is not fat, it is lean in texture, slim in appearance….

Pretentious, pretty, resilient, sturdy, king of reliability  ‘Have you heard the term; said beans ‘there is strength in numbers? Straining to remain stable, its…

If the coconut tree can be described as arrogant and strong, the rubber tree to ordinary eye in appearance is plain, useless and ugly,…

Tough, reclusive, secretive, arrogant, domineering, stealthy and deceptive.  The palm tree is a short stocky relative of the coconut tree; if you think the…